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A Man's Cave
And the pursuit of happiness!
Because of the picture's caption, the reader must know that the author of this story has nothing to do with what it depicts, although he would love nothing more than to own one of these!
A man, any man, loves to spend a substantial amount of time in the toilet. I know, I am one. So, why not? Why not be able to do two things that men love simultaneously?
Oh, wait, three! Not only would a man be able to release his anatomical waste, but the same man would be able to enjoy refreshments while he is at it and watch his favorite show — all while no one bothers him!
Unless, of course, in your household, people gather while the man of the house, the king, does his deed. Weird, right? Well, that is precisely how I grew up.
Every time my father was in his toilet, the family gathered around, while he smoked his cigarette. Yes, that is the reason why I developed asthma, and the reason I don't like anyone in the bathroom when I am busy.
But you must admit, if it exists, this invention is desirable, albeit there may be some functionality issues associated with owning one of these thing-a-ma-jig!
Some would call this heaven! The creator, whoever he was, needs to get the Nobel Prize. Notice the dexterity associated with the invention —…
