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We’ve all seen it — that sad, shameless cry for a few coins at the end of Medium articles. Just when we’ve survived the illiterate tantrums, AI-generated nonsense, or yet another painfully earnest “think piece,” there it is: a pitch to our dwindling pocketbooks.
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Whoopie! As the Fuck If!
As if — my voyeuristic skimming through your masturbatory ramble wasn’t support enough.
As if I didn’t already sacrifice precious brain cells trying to follow your circular logic.
As if my time isn’t valuable, and I just love spending it deciphering incoherent sentences that manage to say absolutely nothing.
As if enduring your “hot take” on Bitcoin, fruit smoothies, or deep sleep is groundbreaking stuff. Spoiler: It’s not.
Honestly, as if my mere presence here, slogging through this sea of self-indulgence, isn’t the ultimate act of charity.
As if I owe you something for subjecting me to your overwrought metaphors and relentless humblebrags about how “society just…
