Poetry and Illustration
On a Hill
Please do not feed the poem
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2 min readJul 19, 2024
I’ve never been on a safari
Unless you count the car kind
Next to the amusement park
Where they’d warn you
About baboons
How they’d fuck up your vinyl roof
Don’t even
With a ragtop
Yes, a vinyl roof
It was a thing
Look it up
I don’t have time to explain everything
I’ve got to pack
But I’ll never go
Even the zoo is a hassle
Noble
Fierce
Deadly
All reduced to cute
On Instagram
But I love them cute
So cute
Boop
Look at me
I’m a baboon
Tearing up rooftops
In the comments
Boop Boop Boop
Danger is adorable
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