Poetry | Humor

The Mad Catters Secret War

The Looney Gang has their work cut out for them

Photo by Nodir Khalilov on Unsplash

It’s Tuesday which means
it’s time once again,
those crazy Mad Catters
are up to something
and it may cause The Lunatic Poet
to have a migraine.

Last we saw
they were planning
and scheming,
no telling what
those four felines could
be dreaming.

A Secret War was
on the horizon,
The Lunatic and Rabbit Man
were feeling quite brazen.

Looking to defend
their home turf,
The Looney Gang enlisted the help
of The Goat Squad
who were busy replacing
some damaged astroturf.

The Catters have a leg up
on the gang that is looney,
their secret weapon is Bingo,
a beagle who thinks that he is
quite funny.