Arrivederci, B*tches!

I’m packing my bags and cannot wait to get the hell out of town.

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There is nothing in this world that would make me happier than a vacation. Unless Ed McMahon knocks on my door and offers a few million dollars, and I can retire early. The likelihood of that happening is zero, so I’ll take Door #2: Travel.