ANCHORED IN HUMOR
Hall of Splash
String 4
What’s something that will always be in fashion, no matter how much time passes?
Talking to yourself, killing ants and digging through your nose will never melt in time.
Robinson Crusoe, my inspiration, beckons me on this as he has experienced doing non-stop for 28 years.
He’s always got the upper hand on my brain. How did he end up living on an island for 28 years? It’s no jest. Let’s set out this straight an island is similar to a washroom.
Can you remain trapped in the toilet for 28 days? As years a distant dream? The most rational thing to allege.
Entire 28 years, he went 12 times to the wrecked ship to look for necessities to stay animated. Even if you dive for a 28-day washroom challenge, with venturing 12 times to loot the refrigerator, you can’t earn it. That’s the hard truth.
Tail blazing upon his sandcastles to end up snacking on the bugs. The smoke from his barbecue fire that no one saw that eventually became a sleep-inducing drug. His cries and shouts, which the birds likewise ignored in creating heckling by pooping on his head.
Ripped off all those feathers from his book
Made me curious about figuring out how did this James Bond guy do it?
Possibly you already realize the five pillars of survival — Shelter, Water, Fire, Food, and a Sunny Mindset.
Shelter
A rooftop makes the island a HOUSE. Once the roof is up, the psychological impact is palpable. On arrival, it feels foreign, an untouched land, a decanter of endless Rum, Pamela Anderson’s treasure chest or a Voodoo Witch Doctor. Robinson was eager for all that & a lot more excitement. But he was left with a crushed heart, uncovering nothing.
Despondent of his thoughts began to build his shelter. To differentiate on the touch sensation of being inside & outside the cover, he followed a methodology.
On the sand in his shed for 28 years, he answered these questions every day to keep his sanity.
Well, even if you weren’t, here you are. :(
Do you ever talk to plants, animals, or inanimate objects?
Do you ever hear voices in your head? If so, do you talk to them?
Are you reasonably sure that you are not an alien or another extraterrestrial being?
Do you think Elvis Presley is still around, be it through the form of a ghost, another person, or even a plant?
Have you ever thought backwards in the dire hope of discovering a secret message?
Have you ever tried flying?
Do you have multiple personalities that act independently?
Do you do wicked things when you are sad?
Do you find yourself plagued with bad omens?
Do you have more imaginary friends than real ones?
Robinson responded to these questions differently every day for straight 28 years. Upon arriving ashore, he was admitted to a psychiatric asylum to check his mental health and people’s belief in his story. Where he won a gold decoration for his performance, breaking all records to date.
Very few know that after 28 years of exile, he shared this methodology with the authority so that prisoners in solitary may find solace in endless years as prisoners.
Water
No life exists without water. We know that you survive 3 minutes without air, 3 hour homeless, three days without water and three weeks without food.
Even though you can make it for three days without water, it only takes a few hours without water to impair your judgment and reduce your abilities to make intelligent and proper decisions & make your eyesight blurred. Kick you hard towards imagination, leaving you in hypnosis where water as a mirage turns up all over.
Drinking seawater is a health advisory; it may kill you without an assault by Knife, Bullet or Coconut head injury.
Robinson was well aware of that fact to create brewed water for his endurance. He was accustomed to exploiting his urine, tears & sweat in a pot and employed to keep quenching his thirst, hunger & sex pangs.
Fire
Robinson was conscious of how to pull in a tinder nest. The tinder nest must obtain the fire operating from things that burst into flames effectively, such as dry leaves, grass, and bark. For Robinson, it wasn’t difficult, as he was pooping on a collection of leaves, grass and bark. Fabricated balls on the edge so that he might run wild like a bull without hitting on his poop when he gets bitten by melancholy.
Second stage Robinson knew you were going to need a rock and steel. Ironically, the island had that plenty and one hip god gifted by steel. Due to a hip injury, he held a steel structure inserted.
Robinson used to pick on one of the tinder poop bundles placed with other leaves, twigs & driftwood on the sun downer religiously. Then rub his naked steel bum to the stone & the tinder poop bundle like magic; everything used to blaze into a fire giving a bonfire & sunburn bum.
It quoted that after 28 years, one side of tush flesh had disappeared as the steel frame remained on which a decayed watermelon hung like an artifact.
Food
The island did not lack food once you prepared to eat anything that moves. The sea yielded Robinson Fish, Crabs & Seaweeds. The most uncomplicated technique is to use Spearhead Chase for it. Off the water, he had his snacks from digging the sand on grasshoppers, ants & bugs. Who dared to bug him used to eject his tongue like a frog & gulp it down his throat. The private lessons of a frog were the book he had authored later in his life.
Advancing these skills after 28 years made him take courses on anger management by carrying out these drills.
Mindset
How is a state of mind answered? There has been only one fail-proof method of talking to yourself in the privacy of your head, which is the only thing Robinson did in 28 years that made his head into best chum.
Robinson decided to end his fixed mentality and rekindle his new growth mentality to survive his endless years on the island.
Fixed devil mentality, “Are you sure that you can do this, loser? You have no talent.
A growth Angel mindset says, “I’m not sure I can do it at once, but I think I can learn to do it based on time and effort. Once I have cemented your mouth, thrown you to the crocodiles.”
Fixed Devil mindset: “And if you bomb, you will be a failure.”
Growing Angel mindset: “I will not as I will make sure the portion where you are residing the brain I first hammer you out.”
I found my James Bond, who I glance upward and downward in wonderland.
How did you do it?
