You’re Single Because You’re Not a Sexy Russian Girl

Why would he want a fat, ugly Western woman when he can order a Sexy Russian bride online?

Tamara Mitrofanova
Writers’ Blokke

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Anna (2019 Feature Film) about a Beautiful Russian Assassin. Screenshot.

We all know that ‘build-a-bitch’ workshop doesn’t exist but don’t worry lads, because that sexy woman you’ve been fantasizing about?

She’s in Mother Russia and her name is Ekatrina, Svetlana, Tatiana or Maria.

This Slavic beauty with high cheekbones, immaculate skin is a wet dream-come-true! She is deliciously curvy but also maintains an elegantly slim figure that would make you drool.

To be frank, she is of far more superior stock than the sloppily-dressed feminist that is often found in the Western World. Good riddance the Women’s Liberation Movement of the 1960s didn’t hit Russia or we’ll miss out on all those hot babes.

The Russian woman is a sensual creature. She roams winter Moscow in a fur coat, high stiletto boots, and a tight, sparkly dress, always on the hunt for men but watch out, not all have good intentions.

Seriously though, watch out! Some of those rare breeds are femme fatale’s who just want the dough in the bank.

But if you’re able to ensnare a Russian supermodel, you’ll not just have hot, steamy sex but she also puts traditional family…

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Tamara Mitrofanova
Writers’ Blokke

I dwell too much on my thoughts, and writing is therapeutic.