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Magical Gnomes and Plastic Bottles

They don’t exist — the magical gnomes who eat plastic, pick up your trash, nor get rid of all the other crap we toss. Eye witness report

Photo by Brigitta Schneiter on Unsplash

Hello there. My name is Magi Cal Gnome. I don’t eat plastic nor will I pick up all the plastic crap you asshole humans toss out the window in drive-bys. Hey, you guys with the…

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Veronika Kaufmann

Veronika Kaufmann

Toto, I've a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.