Seniors Say the Darndest Things
10 wise and whimsical sayings from people over 60
While I like to think of myself as a wise woman who can bestow upon the next generation veritable bouquets of knowledge — I am more inclined to say something a little less than intelligent and spread more laughter than impart wisdom.
But I don’t mind that anymore. I’ve discovered I’m in excellent company.
Ten funny and wise quotes from seniors
- “By the time you’re 80 years old, you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.” — George Burns.
2. “You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” — Ogden Nash
3. “Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.” — Will Rogers
4. “I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.” — Phyllis Diller
5. “The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary on it.” — Arthur Schopenhauer
6. “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” — Bob Hope
7. “I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to.” — Albert Einstein
