RELATIONSHIPS & SEX
What He Wants You to Wear
The outfit he wants to tear off your body.
The prevailing understanding of men is that we are primitive, simple, dumb, always horny, and would fuck a tree stump. The reality? We aren’t always horny. If you’ve been in a long-term relationship with a man, then you know that it can sometimes take some work to get our engine going (especially as we age, but more on that at another time).
Many men push this stereotype because, in their minds, it’s ‘cool’. They have succumbed to the toxic masculinity of our culture.
Men need to embrace the abolition of toxic masculinity. It leads to not only significantly better sex (imagine being able to talk about your desires with your partner *gasp*), but can also generally improve your life.
Controversial opinions abound.
Small skirt
A small skirt not only highlights your feminine hips but elongates your legs. We love your legs. They’re not as directly sexual as other parts of your body, but there’s an evolutionary drive within us that drives us towards your legs. Perhaps they signal good health, perhaps it’s because it's a large portion of your body that goes uncovered, or perhaps it’s simply an aesthetically pleasing part of your body.
Either way, we love it.
Oversized hoodie/sweater
This is mostly about you in our clothes. This appeals to our ape-like evolutionary desire to possess you. My partner likes to play with this one. She loves to remind me that she belongs to me. She’s mine. She’s my good toy.
Men know that you are desirable. We see other men looking at you whenever we go on grocery runs. We know how desirable you look to single men because, at one point or another, we were that poor horny sap. Now that we are the lucky S.O.B. who gets to play with you, we like to feel comfortable with you in our possession.
Thigh-high socks
This one is hard to explain. Maybe it has to do with how your socks highlight the shape of your legs, or how it is suggestive of what is underneath. There’s also the part where the end of the sock meets the thigh. Unf.
Lace (and such)
Not your grandmother’s lace. We love to see floofy, feminine details to your clothing. This includes blouses, lace bras, and anything that would make you say, “isn’t that for weddings?” And yes, this includes garter belts.
Chokers
This is a big one. It’s definitely out of fashion nowadays, however, we still love it. Look at e-girls. The whole aesthetic around e-girls is based on primal attractiveness with an edgy sub-culture.
Blindfold & Handcuffs
A little bit different from the other items on this list, but we wouldn’t mind coming home to you wearing them.
Handcuffs work differently from the rest of the items on this list in a very particular way. When you are cuffed, we see you as though you are offering yourself to us. It not only makes you look sexy, but it helps us feel sexy.
