According to research, iPhones keep their i on us
Haven’t you wondered what the i in iPhone means?
An Apple a day
Each year, or what feels like every waking hour, the big Apple company bring out the latest iPhone model — high in price, speed and all the other new fancy features it has to offer. We now live in this materialistic world where having the latest technology is the main objective to fuel happiness and be on trend. People queue up hours on end before it goes on sale to make sure they can bag themselves the new iPhone. People upgrade their mobiles as soon as humanly possible, irrespective of the costs or time involved — all to make sure they have the newest device.
That’s all well and good, but what people seem to forget is, what about the older models? If they start decreasing in price, slowing down and being in general bad condition, is it just a funny coincidence or a conspiracy?
iPhone ads which everybody bit
Out with the old in with the new is the common attitude plugged by the technology industry. Why waste your time with the old model when you can be updated with the new?
When Apple releases their latest phone it soon follows with an advert that shocks the world… “Check out all the fancy features the iPhones can do from fingerprint ID to face recognition.” Apple publicly inform the world of their improvements which seems to be just a simple update to some...
However, there is definitely something a little untoward about the fact that the older smartphones tend to lag quite soon after an update or new product has been unveiled. You hear people complain nowadays that technology is not built to last and it’s time we finally accept what we’ve all been thinking: Apple rig the software.
They purposefully slow down peoples’ older models and in December 2017 it actually came to light after widespread questioning about the battery life of their smartphones!
Apple confirmed that it does intentionally slow down the older iPhones. Although, it is apparently done to prevent the aging batteries from causing more problems and there’s nothing sinister involved. But, this BIG confession adds further to the conspiracy: “planned obsolescence”. Apparently, after new products are released; Apple deliberately takes over your phone, messing it up, causing the customer to shell out more money in order to rid of the problem iPhone and pay more into the ever-growing Apple funds. Pay into the development of newer and more high tech smartphones and with what functions?
The truth of Eye Phones
Apple are continuing to find new and more effective ways of keeping their i on us; the latest Apple iPhone X has face recognition software. What do Apple do with all this data? Why do they need to follow our every blink and smile? As, we now have the Animoji created by the True Depth camera located within the phone. You can make a virtual face which moves and acts just like you… Don’t you find that a little creepy?
The updates not only are an attempt to get people spending more but make sure users have the latest technology so they can continue their Apple mission: control the world. Not only do they mess around with the batteries they are also taking note of our every move. Haven’t you ever wondered what the i stands for?
This sounds oddly familiar to the Illuminati. You know, the powerful and secret organisation that controls the modern world we know. This is mainly done by infiltrating the media and brainwashing everybody. It could be doing it right now…
Apple continue to dominate the tech industry in every way possible and according to research, people are starting to question the relation between the dreaded i of iLluminati and the i of the iPhone?
I believe Apple are listening to your every word, for example, I’m currently experiencing horrendous battery problems with my iPhone 6 ever since iPhone X came out. I’ve found using photo apps such as Snapchat drains my phone entirely. I said to my phone (myself) “I’m going to start using the normal camera that won’t turn it off”… 2 days later, my phone now dies when using the normal camera! Do you ever feel like you’re being watched?
According to (my) research, Apple are spying on us and if they can create such great software, their next big thing will be iHuman. Keeping track of our daily lives has a purpose and soon enough they will develop a new race of robots with the same capacity as humans. This is just one of the many conspiracies, who knows what will happen?
But I would really like to understand their motive behind all this watching and tracking. Maybe one day it’ll all come to light once again! Let’s just wait for the iPhone 11 to be released…
Keep an i out
With thanks to Keisha @KeishaBerry
