According to Research Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
It’s very likely that dominated by Egyptian theories on which cats were considered as sacred animals used for expel bad energies, you too have wanted to acquire one of this fluffly balls of fur. You wanted to find an emotional ally whose soft purr brings you closer to what you call ‘heaven’, but what has happened, basically, is that you have opened your house door to evil and you will have to pay with your life for that.
No, I’m not crazy, in fact there are lots of signs pointing out that your cat wants to see you dead. If you see your lovely feline throwing out very hard the sand just after using his litter box it’s because he is practicing for the day he might have to dig your grave. And there’s a lot more reasons that make us consider that cats are that evil force that has power over your mind in order to dominate us and serve them, or didn’t you notice that we buy them the best tuna while we have to resign ourselves with a diet based on products from generic brands? There you have your answer: you are being manipulated.
Is there something you can do? Nope, just wait until the day comes, and will it come? Well, it depends. The research conducted by Edinburgh University makes it clear: if the dog is like that best friend that gives you some of their sandwich when you have forgotten to bring it, the cat would be the one who steals it. I mean, he’s not your friend and he doesn’t love you, he just tolerates your existence, and that’s enough.
The same as other species with which their behaviour was compared (snow leopard, Scottish wildcat or African lion), our domestic meows tend to be dominant, aggressive, neurotics and impulsive. Does that mean that they all have come to control our soul and kill us? No. It means that, according to Dr. Max Wachtel statement, one of the investigators in this research, “although they are cute, furry and tender, we have to keep in mind that if we have them as pets, we are inviting little predators to our house”
And although, actually there’s a variety of cat personalities as different as strange people in Tinder, if they coexist with us in a more or less friendly way is because we have found a way in which we can benefit mutually. It is like a power game in which you feed them and give them shelter, and they in exchange they extend their claws towards your face while you pray not to be the last day of your life.
In this manner, knowing all this, it might be possible that you are one of that lucky people that shelters a loving kitty or maybe you have the very same Satan within the walls of your house. In any way, what is looks clear is that, friendly as well as fierce, cats weren’t designed to accompany you in those coffee and book afternoons but as savages ready to destroy you if it wasn’t for the small size nature gave them.
Now you can sit and think carefully in this. Didn’t you notice in how he looks at you? Or in how he brings you dead insects making you believe that it’s a gift? And in how he destroys all the wires to avoid you keeping in contact with the world?
They are not coincidences, they are warnings.
He was treated like a God in ancient Egypt and he hasn’t forget it.
Your cat doesn’t care about you.
And he is plotting to kill you.
With thanks to Adele Irlam.
