Kendall Jenner and the Vanishing Vulva
Am I seeing this right? Word on the street is Kendall’s not got genitals.
No, you’re correct, this isn’t a beach edition barbie doll. This is Kendall Jenner. Except where have her private parts gone?
Has she decided that less is more and edited it out? Or at least diminished its proportions in order to find her Ken? Or is this just how she is (fortunately?) built.
If she has edited out her missing minge, I have one question for the men (or women): Is this attractive? Is this what you look for in a potential suit. Do you wish to see *small genitals* written on the blue print?
If so, I fear this is creating a massive insecurity for women everywhere and Kendal Jenner’s photoshopping is perpetuating this pornographic ideal.
Surely this tiny piece of triangular material wouldn’t actually be worn to the beach? Kendal would verge even more on indecency with every step she took, so if you wouldn’t wear it out, why post it for all of her 152m followers to see?
This unreal expectation has lead fans everywhere to take out a missing person report on Kendal Jenner’s Vagina — has it been captured? Held hostage? Abducted by aliens? Kris Jenner failed to comment on the matter.
After sharing the eye candy to millions of viewers, fans took to twitter to discuss project nunu no more.
It seemed like the team came to a pretty conclusive agreement that…
she does in fact not have a vagina
Are fans just imagining a smooth barbie doll stub? Or is that weird.
Some people have fought back, arguing that what goes on down there is nobody’s business, but it seems Kendal has invited it for public viewing. She must have known this would spark up a debate when she airbrushed it out? Or was this just all part of the master plan to seek attention and to get people talking about her in the wildest ways possible. After all she’s got to bring in that pay check somehow $$$
But this isn’t the first time Kendal’s given us a glimpse down under, remember the dress she wore to Vanity Fair’s 2017 Oscars?
Kendal Jenner gave a lot of us more than we bargained for, revealing a side angle that certainly blurred the boundaries of a sexy shot and pornography, as well as teasing us with her toned sternum. We thought the bikini was a risqué outfit, well I think a wardrobe malfunction at the Oscars would be even more unfortunate.
All that’s on my mind is — Kendal Jenner must have a very high pain tolerance for the maintenance needed in that dress.
A running theme is emerging here, is Kendal Jenner a secret nudist? One look at her Instagram and you’ll see what I mean. Does she get a thrill out of baring all or is it an attention seeking act that allows her to bask in the meaningless compliments from a mass of strangers?
Nearly every single photo displayed on the Victoria Secret model’s Instagram page features something explicit:
I’m not talking just a little raunchy, this is FULL ON nudity.
Does this take body confidence to an extreme, or is this body confidence at all? If she has used photoshop (as we’ve seen, *or not* seen with her private parts) surely this shows an insecurity? That she feels her body does need photoshop in order to be worthy of public viewing?
When does this stop? Will she one day be seen on the red carpet topless? I’m simply waiting for the day she reveals and embraces herself as a true nudist.
Perhaps this is just a normalised behavioural trait in today’s age. Do you too have a nude complex like Kendall Jenner? Do you seek every opportunity to get naked?
At least she has left something to the imagination — her nipples.
Or are the Instagram restrictions not allowing nipples online the only thing stopping her from a nip slip? It’s crazy isn’t it, how you can display every inch of your nude body, bum, bits and all, but as soon as the nipple is involved, it’s a no-go for the Instagram army.
From this photo, it’s clear the restrictions really are the only thing stopping her from freeing the nips.
Anyway, if you find Kendall’s vulva, let me know.
