SPOTTED: Local Woman Found Living With 7 Men Behind Prince’s Back!
Read on to discover the shocking truth…
A woman known locally to the fairy tale kingdom, as Snow White, has been found to be living with a shocking seven other men behind her man’s back!
The controversial news was unveiled this morning, after a lady known locally as ‘The Evil Queen’ came forward with information. She thanked us for listening to her shocking revelation and rewarded our patient news team with a lovely red apple; how kind she was…
It has since been confirmed that Snow White has a male of romantic interest on the back burner. His name is Prince Charming, and we did invite him for a formal interview but he refused. His only words were ‘I’m livid’.
So who are these seven men? And why is Snow White living with them?
Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy, Happy, Bashful, Sleepy, and Dopey.
These are the revealed names of the ‘Seven Dwarfs’ who have all been found living with Snow White in the enchanted forest. They are all said to have extremely variant personalities and should be approached with caution. If anyone suspects that they may have seen any of these men they should contact the helpline number on our website. They are small, bearded, and come wearing hats.
We caught up with Snow White and asked her why she is choosing to live with these chaps.
‘They just get me, have great banter and always remember to put the toilet seat down. Not like that Prince Charming’.
It is clear that Snow White’s actions have caused a local uproar, especially from Prince Charming. Who still attempts daily break-ins in order to awake her with true love’s first kiss, and abduct her back to his castle.
We may never know why Snow White does the things she does, but there may still be time for a happily ever after yet.
Find out in next week’s edition of Fairy-tale Flops.
