Conversations with Planet Earth, Part 1
The other day I was talking to Planet Earth (Yes, the place we all live on) and we discussed a number of issues near and dear to Earth’s Core. Being the home to thousands of species for billions of years, Earth is certainly qualified to tell it like it is!
First, We talked about the passing of Sudan, the last male northern White Rhino, essentially making the sub-species extinct. Earth minced no words pointing out the stupid greedy humans who hunted and slaughtered Rhinos for profit! Some ignorant humans believe that using Rhino horn will somehow produce good health and vitality. What morons, rhino horn is made of the same thing as stupid humans fingernails!!!
Earth also pointed out how the dinosaurs were such good stewards of the environment until they were wiped out by a giant asteroid collision. Now, the stupid humans, in the name of progress, are drilling deep into Earth’s core extracting what is essentially dinosaur remains and using it to pollute the surface of Earth! They will never learn!
Mother Nature is also really upset about the way these so-called intelligent beings treat other species and their own kind. She is not as patient as Planet Earth and has been known to unleash various forms of retribution, like Hurricanes, Tornadoes, Earthquakes, Volcanic Eruptions and Fires. It only makes her feel good for a little bit!
Patiently, Planet Earth just orbits the Sun and tries to enjoy himself. After all, planet Earth isn’t going anywhere and he has seen this all before. Sooner or Later, These stupid Humans, Who have Nuclear Weapons for no damn good reason except to blow themselves up, Will finally manage to blow themselves up!
Planet Earth will just clean up the mess and wait for the next new Species to inhabit planet Earth and hopefully do a better job than the last bunch!!!
