Barbie by Designer Dye and Bra

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I’m really a blonde.

No?

Yes. Gained 20 IQ points by dying my hair brown.

Anything else I should know?

I’m actually a DD.

What?

Minimizer bra.

Culture’s a bitch.

No. Culture’s a dick.


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