What Nobody Knew About Time Travel

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The short version is this: if you were holding an umbrella, you wouldn’t be able to time travel.

The long version: [REDACTED]

2029 update: Nobody wants the long version

1872 update (sent via telegram, discovered 1946):

dear sirs <stop>

can confirm umbrella interference <full stop>

2065 update: Kids just asked me:

“what’s an umbrella?”

Fml