3 Reasons Why I'd Rather Die Than Sleep With A Simp

3 Reasons Why I'd Rather Die Than Sleep With A Simp
Cue the projectile vomiting
Meghan Madness
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Feb 10
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Photo made by the author on CanvaIt’s no lie that I write the majority of my articles for men.
I love men.
I love women too, but not like I love men. To me, modern day feminism has completely deteriorated not only women, but men as well.
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Written by Meghan Madness
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I Write about Sex, controversial subjects and Humor. Do NOT read my articles if you get easily offended. You have been warned.
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