3 Tips On Riding Your Man Better — Horseback Riding 101
One time at horse camp…
Believe it or not, as much as a lot of men and women rant about being amazing in bed, you would be surprised at how many of them can’t ride a man at all. They hop on like a drunk desperado trying to ride the mechanical bull like a pro. Then, after a few bounces and bucks, they hop off.
There are a lot of similarities between man-riding and bull/horse riding actually. One, keeping posture is important. Two, it’s always better to use your hands for assistance. Three, you should always go with the flow not against it. They taught me in horse camp the proper way to stay on the horse (We will get into that.) And four, you should always pretend like a crowd is watching you so you can perform in a sexier manner.
Alright, let’s get into this, there are some peens out there who’re not being shown enough love like Ole Ben sitting in the stables because he can't race anymore — he just wants to be ridden!
1. One time at horse camp, I stuck a…kidding
I love riding horses, and believe it or not, riding hoses is part of the reason why I don’t fall off the D! (I did get bucked off a horse once, it hurts a lot worse than falling off the D.) When a horse is trotting, aka, almost the same motion as…
