All The Lies of Porn Explained — Fake News!

No, assholes aren’t naturally pretty and pink

Photo made by the author on Canva

Yep, it’s true. Those adorable little pink assholes all puckered up like sea urchins aren’t naturally that color. They are bleached. Women and men have some random person apply special ass dying chemicals to remove their shit stains.

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Meghan Madness

Meghan Madness

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I Write about Sex, controversial subjects and Humor. Do NOT read my articles if you get easily offended. You have been warned.