Please, Sir, Take Your Penis Off My Cheek

The weirdest ways men try to get laid that turn women off

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Sometimes…sometimes, men have a strange way of peacocking. Truly, I understand that you think this may be the best approach to lure me into the bedroom, but while you do that awkward mating dance, my ovaries are slowly crawling back into wherever they came from. I get it, sometimes sexual humor…