The Sex Toy That Uses Sonic Waves Is No Joke
My entire body was just highjacked by the universe
That little device was handcrafted by the time lords and soaked in the essence of hell before being packaged by the wizards at Hogwarts.
Seriously. I don't recommend this sex toy for anyone with a soul unless you plan to forfeit said soul to the nether. Well, I am a ginger, so I don’t have a soul, so I got lucky.
I see a lot of good reviews on The Lelo Sona Cruise, and yes, it feels amazing, but this toy should come with…