When Is Dick Slapping Your Lady Appropriate?

Is this the magic way to receive a blowjob?

Photo made by the author on Canva

The peak of masculinity! When you can slap your meat stick across the face of an unexpecting lady friend! Wait…Is that appropriate?


Well…not all the time. One time, I was dick slapped in the middle of eating a hotdog (oddly amusing) and I grabbed his dick and…



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Meghan Madness

Meghan Madness

I Write about Sex, controversial subjects and Humor. Do NOT read my articles if you get easily offended. You have been warned.