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Jul 23, 2021

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You Can Be With The Most Beautiful Woman in The World And It’s Like Fucking a Couch

How to avoid having your lovemaking compared to a piece of furniture

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In 2000 Actor Billy Bob Thornton wed Actress Angelina Jolie. The pair separated in 2002 and shortly after Billy Bob filed for divorce.

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