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The BYOB Week in Review: October 18, 2019
A lot to get to this week, but first: The Germans are racing pugs. [NYT]
That is all.
đŸ Photo Finish
A picture is supposed to say a thousand words, but there were two photos this week that could easily leave you speechless:
- The first is this typically goofy photo shoot of Kim Jong Un riding a gleaming white horse on a mountain somewhere north of the wall. [Vox]
- But before you say âwow, what a wacky country that must beâ let me direct your attention to our second photo: Our supreme leader being supremely schooled by Nancy Pelosi. [Vox]
So, sure, the wagons of impeachment are circling and foreign powers from Ankara to Beijing have decided to pretend like America doesnât exist (who can blame them?), but you better believe it was worth it for the lulz!*
đž Just Shiv Me
After long refusing to acknowledge its brilliance, Iâm now one of those people who makes this song their ringtone and wonât stop telling people that Succession is one of the best shows on TV.
The showâs second season wrapped last weekend and even if you donât watch I think youâll agree that these links are so good youâd be more than willing to betray your [insert family member here].
- Dressing the Part: The New Yorker does what they do best and beautifully analyzes the epic yachtwear featured prominently on this seasonâs finale. [The New Yorker]
- Feeling Inspired? Preemptively spend your tax return on Shivâs $1300 backless turtleneck dress (now only $600!). [Vulture]
- Feeling Confused? The rise of Succession, explained. [Vox, of course]
- Ugh, fine: Letâs just obsess about that amazing ending. [Vulture]
đ· Updates
- From the Dept. of Saying the Quiet Part Out Loud: Acting Chief Staff Mick Mulvaney casually admitted to a White House quid pro quo with Ukraine yesterday because apparently nothing matters anymore. [The Hill]
- Sounds About Right: The Syrian ceasefire the U.S. brokered with Turkey (to stop the slaughter of the Kurds we abandoned) is already falling apart. [Vox]
- If You Brexit You Bought It: Boris Johnson has managed to strike a deal with the E.U. that may somehow be even worse than the dreaded âIrish Backstopâ (TLDR: The deals lets Boris claim thereâs no backstop while also creating a situation where Northern Ireland may essentially be abandoned by the rest of the U.K.). The whole mess comes to a head tomorrow (Saturday) when a special session of Parliament comes together for yet another vote. [NY Mag]
- Now Youâll Just Have to Smoke That Mango: Juul has vowed to discontinue fruity vapes. [The Verge]
- Our Neverending Transit Nightmare: Did NYC Subway and Bus Chief Andy Byford resign last week? We are delayed waiting for signals ahead. [Politico]
đč Mixed Links
- Forget-Me-Not: Last weekend I attended The New Yorker Festivalâs âAre You Smarter Than a Fact Checker?â trivia competition and by far the easiest question was âname the cabinet-level department Rick Perry wanted to eliminate but couldnât remember the name of.â Well Iâm sad to say that Secretary Perry has officially resigned as Secretary of That Thing He Forgot (and itâs only partially because heâs implicated in the Ukraine scandal!). [Vox]
- In case youâre wondering: My team came in second place, which I think means weâre smarter than the New Yorkerâs second-worst fact checker? Either way, our prize was this selfie with host Ronan Farrow. [Twitter]
- Speaking of Ronan: His new book is out this week and you can read about some of its most stunning revelations (think: stomach-churning Matt Lauer cover-up) at The Cut or listen to Farrow talk about it in one of the greatest interviews ever with his fiancĂ© (!!!), Pod Save Americaâs Jon Lovett.
- Do Not Pass Go: The NYC City Council finally voted to close Rikers Island and replace it with a series of smaller, local jails (but if they followed my advice theyâd trap prisoners somewhere they could never escape: The checkout line at Trader Joeâs). [NYT]
đ» And finally this weekâŠ
From our friends at Little Old Lady Comedy
- Elsa Nierenberg: What I Imagine Timothée Chalamet Eats In A Day.
- Ellie Poole: Twelve Questions I Demand Be Asked At The Next Democratic Debate.
- Declan Cross: How To Tell If Your Boyfriend Has Been Possessed By The Demon Mephistopheles.