Third-party Top 10s for 2020

Joe Biden won, no matter how much Donald Trump’s most brainwashed followers want to believe otherwise.

Libertarian Jo Jorgensen took third. Green/socialist candidate Howie Hawkins fourth, vaguely centrist Alliance/Reform candidate Rocky De La Fuente fifth, socialist Gloria La Riva sixth.

The second highest-placed reality TV star, Kanye West, was seventh. Next came the highest-placed coal-industry booster-turned-convict (so far), Don Blankenship of the Constitution Party. Rounding out the top 10 were a child actor-turned-cryptocurrency baron and a…