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An Ode to Slipping on Dog Shit

God is that you? Don’t let me go out like this.

O dog shit! Fairly smelly!

Blame my canine and his distended belly

Produced some of his hazelnut dough,

that I touched with my toes

Now I’ve slipped down the stair!




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Isaiah McCall

Isaiah McCall

NYC Comedian & Crypto Investor | Co-Founder at Yard Couch | mccallisaiah@gmail.com

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