Cardano is a Complete Joke and No One Cares

Charles Hoskinson is a fraud

Isaiah McCall
Yard Couch
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5 min readNov 5, 2021

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I was thinking of doing an article titled ‘Shiba Inu vs Cardano.’

Why?

Because both projects do the same thing. Nothing.

Arguably Shiba has more functionality with its shitty Uniswap clone ShibaSwap. At least that app works.

Cardano has two applications, a staking program and a wallet; yet its users jerk it off like it's the second coming of Christ. “It’S pEeR rEvIeWeD,” they say. “Charles is literally the Steve Jobs of crypto,” someone once emailed me.

Ok. Here are a few questions —

  • Shit Scalability: Why is Cardano slower than Bitcoin? They promised 290 maximum TPS, yet after 7 years of development, Cardano has 0.2–6.5 TPS.
  • No Applications: Where are the apps?! Minswap was the very first app on Cardano and quickly broke down after launch. Sundaeswap, another Cardano “app,” is simply a Jpeg. Not to mention that the few projects coming to Cardano have no prior success in cryptocurrency.
  • Concurrency: Are there any viable solutions to Cardano’s concurrency problem? I’ll get into this a little more later — but SundaeSwap published a blog post full of piss poor solutions masked in tech jargon. Not ideal.

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Isaiah McCall
Yard Couch

Journalist for 99Bitcoins and former USA Today, also Ultramarathoner | On Substack: https://isaiahmccall.substack.com/ mccallisaiah@gmail.com