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Why Haven’t Lap Dance Prices Increased With Inflation?

Sorry, I left my wheelbarrow of cash at home

I was meat drunk.

After six plates of juicy chicken breast wrapped in bacon, I couldn’t feel my face. Brazillian rodizio is always worth it until that final round of food when afterward you need a wheelbarrow to carry you outside.

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