New poetry and filthy lies by Benjamin Daniel Lawless
Why isn’t Velcro EVERYWHERE?!?!?!?
A true story.
Living alone in a dark city.
An ordinary horse, or the world’s finest art critic?
Nothing cute goes on here anymore.
Thirteen and strung out on confusion.
Error on Unix systems for general printer mishaps.
A friendly message to all Death’s fans.
Brothers forever punk.
The future of the Museum of Natural Ben.
One year later.
Your pets judge you. The iPad doesn’t help.
What’s hotter: the librarian or the library?
Disasters and marriage.
How did you get here: waking up in a meadow, covered in bees?
I’d chap your lips just so you’d lick them.
I stare disapprovingly at my son. “It’s going to happen eventually,” he says.
Life after life.
Time travelers get the worst computer errors.
Age doesn’t always give you wisdom. Just good stories.
Julius Caesar shouldn’t drive to Vegas alone.
Oh c’mon, who among us has an ex that didn’t try to murder them?
You are covered in bees has no stories yet.
