“Which Dude Hurt You?”
You did, actually.
Oh, this question is annoying. It’s annoying because it wasn’t one dude.
It was being teased as a kid and adults telling me, “That means he likes you!” as though that were a justification for being constantly harassed. Oh great, he likes me, so I guess I’ll just live with being harassed constantly, and try to avoid this boy in a CLASSROOM I’M FORCED TO STAY IN.