☑️ Checklist for the Creepy But Not Completely Sexually Inappropriate Coworker
☑️ Only respond to his Slack messages when they relate to work
☑️ Say “lol” to his weird messages in an attempt he will understand your curtness is not an invitation
☑️ Stop saying “lol” because he totally didn’t get that
☑️ Ignore his Facebook friend request
☑️ Casually mention he creeps you out in conversation with your boss and hear your boss say things like “Ha! That’s what the last girl said!”
☑️ Debate whether or not he’s done something “bad enough” to warrant telling HR
☑️ Reply to his Instagram messages through work email
☑️ Stop opening his IG messages
☑️ Talk to your therapist about how to set a boundary
☑️ Are you just gonna have to quit this job?
☑️ And the next job, because this will happen again?
☑️ Get into an argument with a guy online who says work is easier for hot girls because all the dudes at work wanna fuck them
☑️ Get put in FB jail for cussing him out in that argument
☑️ Have that same dude find your LinkedIn and harass you there
☑️ Great, now two dudes are harassing you
☑️ Report and block both
☑️ Fuck it
