YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.16

In Solebury Township, PA, two young men of wealth, Cosmo Dinardo, 20, and Sean Kratz, also 20, were arrested for murdering four people over a marijuana deal gone bad. Dinardo graduated from Holy Ghost Preparatory School in 2015.

A spokesperson for CNN said they plan on showing smiling yearbook photos of the suspects within the next week, along with quotes talking about how nice the two young men were and how the murders they committed shouldn’t ruin the rest of their lives.

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s job approval rating in the American counties that fueled his 2016 victory stands at 50 percent, according to a new NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll. Fifty percent of adults in “Трамп Country” approve of his job performance.

In a related poll, fifty percent of adults in Трамп Country huff gasoline regularly while watching ‘Wheel of Fortune’ and trying to make up funny answers to the puzzles.

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The Трамп regime has raised nearly $12 million for his 2020 re-election campaign, but have already spent more than $677,000 in “legal consulting” fees between April and June according to recently filed Federal Election Commission reports.

A spokesperson for the Трамп regime said, “Yeah, it’s all for Russia-related legal defenses, but man, just wait until the photos of that prostitute he paid to pee on a mattress that Obama slept in are made public, they’ll–” before being whisked out of the room by Agents of HYDRA.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Small-town Pennsylvania left ‘disoriented, in shock’ by grisly murders
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/16/us/pennsylvania-missing-men-community/index.html

Trump’s Approval Stands at 50 Percent in the Counties That Fueled His Win
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/first-read/trump-s-approval-stands-50-percent-counties-fueled-his-win-n783151

Trump campaign shoulders big legal bills as Russia probes rapidly expand
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/07/15/trump-campaign-shoulders-big-legal-bills-russia-probes-rapidly-expand/481981001/

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