YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.21

White House press secretary Sean Spicer resigned Friday morning, capping off a rollercoaster six-month tenure as the chief spokesman for an administration besieged by a steady drumbeat of controversy.

Reports say that President Steve Bannon felt he had eaten as much of Spicer’s soul as possible. “There’s basically nothing left,” according to Bannon.

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Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci, a 53-year-old-businessman and Wall Street Hedge Fund Manager, is the new White House communications director.

According to White House aides, popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп choose “The Mooch” because, “He has one of those cool guy nicknames.”

When asked if The Mooch is qualified for the job, Donald Трамп left the room to go yell at his television.

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders will take over as popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s chief spokesperson, the White House announced Friday.

The White House felt she was much better at lying to the press than Sean Spicer.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Sean Spicer, White House press secretary, resigns
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/21/politics/sean-spicer-resigns-anthony-scaramucci/index.html

Meet Anthony Scaramucci, Trump’s New Communications Director
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/meet-anthony-scaramucci-trump-s-new-communications-director-n785381

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is the next White House press secretary
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/07/21/sarah-huckabee-sanders-next-white-house-press-secretary/500537001/

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