YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.29

White House chief of staff Reince Priebus handed in his resignation to popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп yesterday.

Priebus has a new job lined up marketing his line of shampoo for dogs.

“Does your dog smell horrible? Try Reince Priebus to get your cocker-spaniel smelling great! Yes, Reince Priebus can get the stink out of anything!”

Sources say that Reince Priebus dog shampoo can’t actually get the stink out of anything.

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Retired Marine General and current Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly is the new White House chief of staff for Donald Трамп. Reports say he’s planning to inject discipline into the team.

An anonymous White House source said Трамп was really excited about the idea of injecting discipline, until he realized that it meant everyone was probably going to start doing push-ups in the morning.

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On Twitter yesterday, Senator Chris Murphy (D-CT) said, “I ran into John McCain as we walked underground to the Senate for the final vote. Someday I’ll get to tell my grandkids what he said to me.”

Aides said that McCain told Murphy, “When I die, my brain will get put into a robot powered by ice-cream.”

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Priebus latest high-profile departure from Trump admin
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/28/politics/reince-priebus-chief-of-staff/index.html

New White House chief of staff Kelly is a combat leader who will try to impose discipline
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/07/28/new-trump-chief-staff-john-kelly-general-who-can-impose-order/521899001/

I ran into John McCain as we walked underground to the Senate for the final vote. Someday I’ll get to tell my grandkids what he said to me.
https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/890810835408363520

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