Breaking News: Matt Forney Makes Another Video Crying About Ann Sterzinger Refusing to Date Him
In more news that no one wants to read, this washed-up would-be erotic fiction writer has chomped on yet another hilarious red herring in his attempts to claim that someone has loved him, and/or is worthless anyway, so you can’t fire me, I ragequit life. Except pay attention to me.
Claiming that a recent rape victim who subsequently spent nine days without eating or sleeping after contracting typhus has actually been involved in a complicated conspiracy involving several hundred bitches and jerks bent on stalking/murdering/whatevering him, a man no one cares about continues to claim that he won a debate with Jim Goad because a well-documented rape case is actually all in Forney’s head, the large slug stated in crayon on the back of a Denny’s menu today.
Sources were deeply confused.
In a moment of clarity, Forney realized that he was making a colossal fool of himself, and should have just accepted “No, you’re unpleasant to be around and you lie constantly” as a firm “No.”