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A Salted by Closed Captioning Fails

[Hysterical (bleep) laughter]

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Remember when closed captioning was solely for the hearing impaired and not just a convenient way to watch TV? Well, it’s the default setting on mine because I live in an apartment and I’m a good neighbor.

For example, when I get up every morning at 5 am for absolutely no reason, I turn on the news at a volume at which I can…




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Zoey Hale

Zoey Hale

Writer, seeker, truth teller, writing about relationships, race, mental health, and whatever moves me. I write my life.

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