A Salted by Closed Captioning Fails

[Hysterical (bleep) laughter]

Photo by Artem Beliaikin from Pexels

Remember when closed captioning was solely for the hearing impaired and not just a convenient way to watch TV? Well, it’s the default setting on mine because I live in an apartment and I’m a good neighbor.

For example, when I get up every morning at 5 am for absolutely no reason, I turn on the news at a volume at which I can…