Fucking My Kid’s Teacher During a School Field Trip
We get it on in a closed-off wing of the Natural History Museum
My ex-wife thinks I should still be paying for her weekly spa treatments. Luckily, the judge disagrees. Out of bitterness, she volunteered me to chaperone our daughter Judy’s field trip to the Natural History Museum in New York City.
What’s my ex doing that day? She’s at the fucking spa.
Two hours on a bus with a bunch of psychopathic eighth graders is the exact opposite of a massage and hot soak. The good news is I get to sit next to Judy’s hot science teacher, Mrs. Sprinkle.
Mrs. Sprinkle is in her late 20s — a MILF by porn standards, though five years younger than I am. Strangely, she dresses like a woman three times her age; I’m assuming as a way of discouraging hungry stares from the horny boys in her class.
I can’t imagine any of them are fooled. Even with no makeup, dorky glasses, and her hair tied up in a granny bun, she looks like a model. And, no matter how baggy your cardigan is, you can’t hide tits that big.
Mrs. Sprinkle did the smart thing by allowing the kids to use their phones during the bus ride. It means they are too absorbed by screens to pull hair, launch spitballs, or give each other wedgies and purple…
