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Office farts

The air at night smells like the winter fresh chewing gum tastes.

I’m glad they don’t make chewing gum that tastes like other parts of the day smell. The office after a few hours of work, coffee, and farts, or a burned handle of a misplaced pan.

Those would be gums with labels written in the language of wine labels, with flavours for connoisseurs. Pair your evening walk with the toasty flavour of yesterday’s coffee drunk staring at a blank screen. Refresh your pre-date breath with the opulent notes of a wet dog, with a hint of tangy mustard jar broken in the shopping bag.

Silky and refined.

🐴 The next story is about being well-socialised.