Love

An Open Letter to Boys Who Jump To Conclusions

Dear Boys Who Jump To Conclusions,

Hello! How are ya? I’m good — haven’t been doing much jumping lately but it seems you have. Personally, I only jump off diving boards but you seem to be interested in doing some jumping to…

If he falls from heaven I’ll catch him

This is my new motto. After wasting so much time on apps such as OKCupid, Plenty of Fish, Guardian Soulmates, Tinder and others alike, I am now ready to enter the sleep mode.

Yenta and the Jewish Standard

I’m so old that I started blind dating before match.com existed. I’m not sure if blind dating is a verb but the other variations — blindly dating or dating blind — sounded worse. I used newspaper ads and a matchmaking service to try and meet my future husband. Even though I…

I Went on a Threesome Interview and It Was Awkward

Good luck being single for a loooooong time! — he said

By The Anonymous Nobody

The soup date.

A seemingly harmful little thing. A comfort meal. A meal that changed everything.

Just another Tinder tale…

I swear I do it mostly for your entertainment. 
Ok, I can’t back that up. I do it for my entertainment.