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Michiganders Ted Nugent, Kid Rock Pressure NBA Commissioner to Not Count Pistons’ Record-Tying Loss

The duo sought out Silver’s number by first reaching out to Kanye West, who in turn contacted Kyrie Irving.

Dec 26, 2023

Michiganders Ted Nugent, Kid Rock Pressure NBA Commissioner to Not Count Pistons’ Record-Tying Loss

Dec 26, 2023

William Vaillancourt
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The Washington Boast

Trump Organization Revamped: Jeans-Wearing Ivanka to Sit in Chairs Backwards at Meetings

Ivanka Trump has rejoined the Trump Organization in order to improve the entity’s reputation after it was found guilty of multiple tax…

Jan 10, 2023

Trump Organization Revamped: Jeans-Wearing Ivanka to Sit in Chairs Backwards at Meetings

Jan 10, 2023

William Vaillancourt
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The Washington Boast

‘See, You Can’t Prove Me Wrong About Voter Fraud,’ Kari Lake Tells Rock

Former Arizona gubernatorial candidate and current Vaseline spokeswoman Kari Lake engaged in a passionate yet one-sided discussion about…

Jan 9, 2023

‘See, You Can’t Prove Me Wrong About Voter Fraud,’ Kari Lake Tells Rock

Jan 9, 2023

William Vaillancourt
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The Washington Boast

House Republicans Thrilled to Not Be a Minority

“Free at last, free at last!” bellowed the dozen overjoyed GOP lawmakers on Tucker Carlson Tonight.

Jan 4, 2023

House Republicans Thrilled to Not Be a Minority

Jan 4, 2023

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Slackjaw

Lesser-Known Billiards Tactics Than “Put Some English On It”

Giving the game a truly global appeal.

Feb 22, 2022

Lesser-Known Billiards Tactics Than “Put Some English On It”

Feb 22, 2022

William Vaillancourt
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The Washington Boast

Survey: 70% of Americans Say Decision to Commit Tax Fraud Came Down to Laptop’s Battery Life

A majority of Americans who sent their financial information to the IRS acknowledge they declined to provide all of their sources of…

Jun 11, 2021

Survey: 70% of Americans Say Decision to Commit Tax Fraud Came Down to Laptop’s Battery Life

Jun 11, 2021

William Vaillancourt
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The Washington Boast

Alabama Passes Bill Requiring All Voters Show Photo ID of Confederate Flag Tattoo

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — The state legislature on Monday passed a bill that aims to lower Election Day turnout by mandating that all voters…

May 10, 2021

Alabama Passes Bill Requiring All Voters Show Photo ID of Confederate Flag Tattoo

May 10, 2021

William Vaillancourt
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The Washington Boast

Fox News to Celebrate Earth Day with 24-Hour Coverage of ‘Globalist Cabal’

Fox News plans on marking the 51st annual Earth Day by airing nonstop coverage of the “globalist cabal” and its sphere of influence in…

Apr 21, 2021

Fox News to Celebrate Earth Day with 24-Hour Coverage of ‘Globalist Cabal’

Apr 21, 2021

William Vaillancourt
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The Washington Boast

Celiac Ski Instructor Would Prefer that Beginners Make Gluten Free Pizza Slices to Slow Down

ASPEN, Colo.— A ski instructor at a Rocky Mountain resort is encouraging his students to modify the name of a deceleration technique…

Mar 24, 2021

Celiac Ski Instructor Would Prefer that Beginners Make Gluten Free Pizza Slices to Slow Down

Mar 24, 2021

William Vaillancourt
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The Washington Boast

Fanatical Protestants Co-opt MLK Day to Honor ‘Martin Luther: King’

FREDERICK, MD — Members of one of the largest protestant sects gathered Monday at a downtown church in observance not of the federal…

Jan 19, 2021

Fanatical Protestants Co-opt MLK Day to Honor ‘Martin Luther: King’

Jan 19, 2021

William Vaillancourt

William Vaillancourt

As seen in Weekly Humorist, Robot Butt & How Pants Work, among other places. Coincidentally, my humor writing has not appeared in other places as well.

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