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Hello, I’m Director Alfonso Cuarón And I Desperately Need Help Deciding What My Next Project Should…

Hello, I’m Director Alfonso Cuarón And I Desperately Need Help Deciding What My Next Project Should…

Please, release me from this hell of indecision. Or don’t. I’m not sure.
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Robert Criss
Everything You Need To Know About Superheroes

Everything You Need To Know About Superheroes

Fascinating and true facts about our favorite on-screen warriors
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Kristine Laco
Artistic Critiques Of Monet, If Monet Had Been A Woman

Artistic Critiques Of Monet, If Monet Had Been A Woman

“I heard she painted Water Lilies over 250 times and still couldn’t get it right.”
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Julie Ihle
What It’s Like Dating Robert Pattinson

What It’s Like Dating Robert Pattinson

Robert is nocturnal. I have tried to adapt to his schedule but, as someone who likes to be awake during the day, it has been hard.
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Jack Power
Relax In Our Fragile Airbnb

Relax In Our Fragile Airbnb

Just don’t touch any of our expensive, easily broken decor
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James Klein
Did I Mention That I’m Into Jazz Now? Because I’m Super Into Jazz Now

Did I Mention That I’m Into Jazz Now? Because I’m Super Into Jazz Now

Jazz
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Graeme Carey
The White Trash Guide to Finding True Love

The White Trash Guide to Finding True Love

Are you tired of a fulfilling and independent lifestyle?
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Emma Laurent
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How To MANifest The MAN Of Your Dreams

How To MANifest The MAN Of Your Dreams

Yes, this methodology is backed by pseudoscience
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Hannah Furst
Questions We Have About The New Buffalo Wild Wings’ Doritos Flamin’ Hot Nacho Sauce

Questions We Have About The New Buffalo Wild Wings’ Doritos Flamin’...

Q: With its arresting bright red color and shocking tang, is there any truth to the rumor Doritos Flamin’ Hot Nacho Sauce contains actual…
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John Howard Matthews
100 Better Taglines For UNTUCKit Shirts Than Their Original Tagline: Shirts Designed To Be Worn…

100 Better Taglines For UNTUCKit Shirts Than Their Original Tagline...

SUCKit Normal Shirts!
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Tracy Silagi
The Cool Ventriloquist

The Cool Ventriloquist

The cool ventriloquist has a very public rift with Bo Burnham that Bo Burnham definitely doesn’t know about.
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Adam Dietz
The Wiggles Teach Kids About The Seven Deadly Sins

The Wiggles Teach Kids About The Seven Deadly Sins

It’s a Wiggly Party, and everybody’s in eternal torment!
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Audrey Clark
I Am A Fetus In Heaven. I Wish I Could Have Grown Up So I Could Get Crushed Under Student Loan Debt

I Am A Fetus In Heaven. I Wish I Could Have Grown Up So I Could Get...

The only thing I’ll know is deep faultless inner peace unknown to anyone on earth.
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Becky Brinkerhoff
Updated Science Fiction Predictions

Updated Science Fiction Predictions

Foresight is 2022
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Stephen Lurie
9 Ways To Fake Authenticity For Your Personal Brand

9 Ways To Fake Authenticity For Your Personal Brand

The best way to grow your personal brand is NOT a huge marketing budget, a TED talk, or an Instagram full of remarkably beautiful dogs.
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Alex Baia
Super Mario’s Resume

Super Mario’s Resume

“They made a movie about me, but I never saw it”
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Anthony Scibelli
I’d Like To Go Over Some Financial Alternatives To Burying Your Treasure

I’d Like To Go Over Some Financial Alternatives To Burying Your Tre...

A Money Pit Is Rarely The Best Long-Term Option In These Markets
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Matthew Seely
Stop Worrying About Your Embarrassing Childhood Memories

Stop Worrying About Your Embarrassing Childhood Memories

Nobody cares
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Mitch Russell
Harvard Application Essay: My Feminist Journey Into Murder

Harvard Application Essay: My Feminist Journey Into Murder

You admitted the Unabomber, so why not me?
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Katherine Bergeron
A Day In The Life Of A Guy Stuck In The 90s

A Day In The Life Of A Guy Stuck In The 90s

A Semi-Charmed Life
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Alison Lowenstein
Everybody Get a Load of This New T-Shirt — It’s Only Going to Fit This Once

Everybody Get a Load of This New T-Shirt — It’s Only Going to Fit T...

As soon as this thing hits the hamper, the ride is over.
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Todd Mitchell
Van Gogh Applies To Teach Arts & Crafts At His Local Preschool

Van Gogh Applies To Teach Arts & Crafts At His Local Preschool

“I’m eager to influence impressionable young minds.”
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R.E. Fisher
Excerpts of Personal Essays Written By The 1%

Excerpts of Personal Essays Written By The 1%

To some, she was just your average run of the mill stallion, but to me, she was so much more.
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Adam Dietz
How To Write A Condolences Letter

How To Write A Condolences Letter

Don’t screw it up!
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Ella Gale
10 Fancy Breakfasts For Busy Moms On Mother’s Day

10 Fancy Breakfasts For Busy Moms On Mother’s Day

For the mom who has to clean up the mess after the Mother’s Day flowers accidentally end up on the floor:
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R.E. Fisher
Spring Cleaning Tips From The Cast Of Storage Wars

Spring Cleaning Tips From The Cast Of Storage Wars

Clean your life with television’s dirtiest personalities.
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Devin Wallace
Destress By Binge-Watching These TV Shows Backwards

Destress By Binge-Watching These TV Shows Backwards

Want to keep rewatching your comfort shows but tired of the same old, narratively straightforward story? Sit back, relax, and hit rewind…
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Lincoln Sorscher
I Am The Father From The Black Parade Who Took The Young Boy Into The City To See A Marching Band

I Am The Father From The Black Parade Who Took The Young Boy Into T...

And that’s not how I remember it at all.
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Troy Doetch
I’m The Guy Who Stands Up As Soon As The Plane Lands, And You Slowpokes Better Be Ready To Move

I’m The Guy Who Stands Up As Soon As The Plane Lands, And You Slowp...

You better believe I’m gonna shoot up like a geyser as soon as the plane’s wheels kiss the tarmac
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Graeme Carey
25 Things Americans Shouldn’t Say In Amsterdam

25 Things Americans Shouldn’t Say In Amsterdam

Because then they’ll know you’re American.
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Catherine Durkin Robinson
Consumer Reports Puts Classic Love Songs to the Test

Consumer Reports Puts Classic Love Songs to the Test

The unbiased truth behind some misleading claims about wild romantic expectations
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Jessica F. Lillian
Critics Respond To My Performance At Last Night’s Dinner Party

Critics Respond To My Performance At Last Night’s Dinner Party

“While the evening showed promise early on, with Dietz arriving with a baguette and mid-tier bottle of Pinot in tow, disappointed followed.
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Adam Dietz
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