William VaillancourtinThe Washington BoastMichiganders Ted Nugent, Kid Rock Pressure NBA Commissioner to Not Count Pistons’ Record-Tying LossThe duo sought out Silver’s number by first reaching out to Kanye West, who in turn contacted Kyrie Irving.Dec 26, 2023Dec 26, 2023
William VaillancourtinThe Washington BoastTrump Organization Revamped: Jeans-Wearing Ivanka to Sit in Chairs Backwards at MeetingsIvanka Trump has rejoined the Trump Organization in order to improve the entity’s reputation after it was found guilty of multiple tax…Jan 10, 2023Jan 10, 2023
William VaillancourtinThe Washington Boast‘See, You Can’t Prove Me Wrong About Voter Fraud,’ Kari Lake Tells RockFormer Arizona gubernatorial candidate and current Vaseline spokeswoman Kari Lake engaged in a passionate yet one-sided discussion about…Jan 9, 2023Jan 9, 2023
William VaillancourtinThe Washington BoastHouse Republicans Thrilled to Not Be a Minority“Free at last, free at last!” bellowed the dozen overjoyed GOP lawmakers on Tucker Carlson Tonight.Jan 4, 2023Jan 4, 2023
William VaillancourtinSlackjawLesser-Known Billiards Tactics Than “Put Some English On It”Giving the game a truly global appeal.Feb 22, 20221Feb 22, 20221
William VaillancourtinThe Washington BoastSurvey: 70% of Americans Say Decision to Commit Tax Fraud Came Down to Laptop’s Battery LifeA majority of Americans who sent their financial information to the IRS acknowledge they declined to provide all of their sources of…Jun 11, 2021Jun 11, 2021
William VaillancourtinThe Washington BoastAlabama Passes Bill Requiring All Voters Show Photo ID of Confederate Flag TattooMONTGOMERY, Ala. — The state legislature on Monday passed a bill that aims to lower Election Day turnout by mandating that all voters…May 10, 2021May 10, 2021
William VaillancourtinThe Washington BoastFox News to Celebrate Earth Day with 24-Hour Coverage of ‘Globalist Cabal’Fox News plans on marking the 51st annual Earth Day by airing nonstop coverage of the “globalist cabal” and its sphere of influence in…Apr 21, 2021Apr 21, 2021
William VaillancourtinThe Washington BoastCeliac Ski Instructor Would Prefer that Beginners Make Gluten Free Pizza Slices to Slow DownASPEN, Colo.— A ski instructor at a Rocky Mountain resort is encouraging his students to modify the name of a deceleration technique…Mar 24, 2021Mar 24, 2021
William VaillancourtinThe Washington BoastFanatical Protestants Co-opt MLK Day to Honor ‘Martin Luther: King’FREDERICK, MD — Members of one of the largest protestant sects gathered Monday at a downtown church in observance not of the federal…Jan 19, 2021Jan 19, 2021