Happy Mother’s Day, You Cruel Excuse for a Parent
Mom, Do You Really Think It’s Okay To Call Your Seven-Year-Old Daughter a Bitch and an Asshole? TL;DR
Argumentum ad Baculum
You’ve been calling me a bitch for as long as I can remember.
Nowadays it’s good to be a bitch. I’ve even seen a T-shirt with the slogan:
‘You call me ‘bitch’ like it’s a bad thing’.
You called me a bitch recently when I proudly told you that I stood up to the telephone company that was trying to bully me out of five hundred dollars. I won in the end when they withdrew their unjust demand. Despite your best efforts to the contrary, I have learned a way to effectively respond to injustice. I took a leaf out of Prussian Blue’s book (literally): Speed, aggression, Strength.
Thanks for that.
Thanks for teaching me to stand up for myself towards everyone else.
Almost everyone else.
A dog can be a bitch. I love dogs. All dogs. Even the ones that aren’t bitches.