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Jun 15, 2024

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Humor Central

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The Memoirist

The Greatest Idea in the History of Art

Forget about Michelangelo, Van Gogh, or Warhol. This was mine, all mine.

16 min read4 days ago

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I wanted to do an art project that would make Michelangelo, Van Gogh and Warhol look like second graders! Would I succeed?

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The Lark Publication

A Search for Comedy Wrecked Our Second Date, Part 3

Part 3 of 3: Up in smoke

9 min readJun 7, 2024

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A Search for Comedy Wrecked Our Second Date, Part 3

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Brian Throne
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The Lark Publication

A Search for Comedy Wrecked Our Second Date

Part 1 of 3: Humor isn’t necessarily funny

6 min readJun 8, 2024

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A Search for Comedy Wrecked Our Second Date

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Brian Throne
in
The Lark Publication

A Search for Comedy Wrecked Our Second Date, Part 2

Part 2 of 3 — The Raw Bar

6 min readJun 5, 2024

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A Search for Comedy Wrecked Our Second Date, Part 2

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The Lark Publication

In One Hour My Match Date Said Five of the Dumbest Things I’ve Ever Heard

There were actually twenty but we could be here all day

7 min readJun 4, 2024

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In One Hour My Match Date Said Five of the Dumbest Things I’ve Ever Heard

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Brian Throne
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MuddyUm

Five Things My Spam Says About Me

Evidently I’m a mess

4 min readMay 23, 2024

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This is what I look like when I ponder what my spam says about me — that I can’t pay my bills, have all manner of digestive ills, and that I can’t get it up!

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Brian Throne
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MuddyUm

Ten Things My Dating Profile Somehow Omitted

I’ve got problems. You’ll figure them out — eventually.

3 min readOct 5, 2023

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Brian Throne
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The Haven

Donald J. Trump’s First Medium Piece: “How I Stay So Humble”

Nobody writes better than me.

3 min readMay 10, 2024

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Donald J. Trump’s First Medium Piece: “How I Stay So Humble”

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Brian Throne
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The Haven

Trump’s Second Term Will Feature Five Made-for-TV Events

Who said dictators can’t be fun?

3 min readJan 14, 2024

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Trump’s Second Term Will Feature Five Made-for-TV Events

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Brian Throne
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MuddyUm

The Day I Vowed to Read the Bible Cover to Cover

God gets mad at humans — again

4 min readNov 5, 2023

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The Day I Vowed to Read the Bible Cover to Cover

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Brian Throne
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The Haven

Biden Soon Getting Permission from SCOTUS to Whack Trump

Wherein one asks: Is it even possible to out-satire Trump’s lawyers?

3 min readFeb 10, 2024

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Biden Soon Getting Permission from SCOTUS to Whack Trump

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Brian Throne

Hitler’s Amazon Reviews Revealed After 80 Years

New details emerge

2 min readSep 29, 2023

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Hitler’s Amazon Reviews Revealed After 80 Years

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Brian Throne
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The Lark Publication

Doris

The kind of thinking that wins prizes

10 min readOct 25, 2023

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Doris

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Brian Throne
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ILLUMINATION

THE REVISED HISTORY BOOKS FROM FLORIDA ARE HERE!

The excitement is palpable as the new history books come out in the Florida schools. Thanks to Ron DeSantis’ Stop W.O.K.E. Act, textbooks…

2 min readJul 4, 2023

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THE REVISED HISTORY BOOKS FROM FLORIDA ARE HERE!

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Brian Throne
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The Haven

U.S. Population Skyrockets as All Frozen Embryos To Be Birthed

Embryos have rights too

2 min readMar 14, 2024

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U.S. Population Skyrockets as All Frozen Embryos To Be Birthed

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Brian Throne
in
Beyond the Scoreboard

Ten Stupid Questions from a Casual Hockey Fan

A few of the many remarkable things about the NHL

3 min readJun 6, 2023

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Photo by Alex Korolkoff of Unsplash

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