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Everybody! Post Your Nudes
Everybody! Post Your Nudes
You might just save a teenage girl’s life
Christine's Adventures
Jun 20
Shirts Are Buttoned On Different Sides For Men And Women
Shirts Are Buttoned On Different Sides For Men And Women
And the reason is pervy
Christine Stevens
Jun 19
This author is simply out of step with Bridgerton.
This author is simply out of step with Bridgerton.
And it’s probably not why you think, Dear Reader.
The Bookworm Turns
Jun 19
A Dollar’s Worth
A Dollar’s Worth
Samuel Edme
Jun 19
The Best Things To Do and See in Heaven This Year
The Best Things To Do and See in Heaven This Year
The tourist guide for everything you need to know before making the trip to the Pearly Gates
Tom Matthews
Jun 19
Glutton’s Paradise
Glutton’s Paradise
My time in sin city
Jeff Eagle
Jun 19
Interview With a Potential Employer If They Were My New Date, Jacob from Hinge
Interview With a Potential Employer If They Were My New Date, Jacob from Hinge
The job market is the new dating scene and I’m your Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Hire me!
Emily Cerrito
Jun 19
Trump’s Top Election Issues
Trump’s Top Election Issues
When Trump Babbles, It Means Something. We Just Don’t Know What.
David Volk
Jun 19
Petty Theft In Your 40s
Petty Theft In Your 40s
The do’s, the don’ts, and how to feel alive again.
Joe Bee
Jun 19
Feeling Proud On Father’s Day: A Nocturnal Man’s Journey To Accept His Father
Feeling Proud On Father’s Day: A Nocturnal Man’s Journey To Accept His Father
Life is not black and white, but shades of gray
Scott Christenson🌴
Jun 19
Never Date A Woman Who Is Out Of Your League
Never Date A Woman Who Is Out Of Your League
Here’s why
Christine's Adventures
Jun 19
Safeguarding Our Rights in Uncertain Times
Safeguarding Our Rights in Uncertain Times
The Role of the Supreme Court and Our Duty to Act
Allen R Smith
Jun 18
My Son’s Math Textbook Is So Gay
My Son’s Math Textbook Is So Gay
As a cis-gendered soccer mom, I’m outraged and scared for this country.
Christine Stevens
Jun 18
A Dead Bat, A Dead Cat, and A Dead Rat Walk Into A Bar
A Dead Bat, A Dead Cat, and A Dead Rat Walk Into A Bar
Finding the meaning of life in Animal Heaven
Nit Arora
Jun 18
He Definitely Can’t Run for Office Now, Unless of Course He Does
He Definitely Can’t Run for Office Now, Unless of Course He Does
End of the road.
Ryan David
Jun 18
Exploring New Efficiencies in Life Sentences — A Grant Opportunity
Exploring New Efficiencies in Life Sentences — A Grant Opportunity
Your Bureau of Prisons seeks your contributions
Mitch Trachtenberg
Jun 18
The Swagger You Possess In Court Matters — Not The Client You Represent!
The Swagger You Possess In Court Matters — Not The Client You Represent!
Real stories from a real lawyer….
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 18
Sniffing Political mastIFFS, Glands and Butts
Sniffing Political mastIFFS, Glands and Butts
Tail of the dog
Charles McDonald
Jun 18
Trumps to Celebrate Juneteenth by Jumping the Broom
Trumps to Celebrate Juneteenth by Jumping the Broom
Former President Donald Trump announced that he and former First Lady Melania Trump will celebrate Juneteenth by renewing their vows…
Rich Taylor
Jun 18
How to Screw Up an Awesome Sexual Fantasy
How to Screw Up an Awesome Sexual Fantasy
Does this ever happen to you?
Christine's Adventures
Jun 18
How Will She Know You Really Care?
How Will She Know You Really Care?
A new gift company will send your loved one a bag containing a surprise
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 17
‘I’m a Longevity Expert, And This Is The One Vitamin People Over 50 Should Stop Taking ASAP’
‘I’m a Longevity Expert, And This Is The One Vitamin People Over 50 Should Stop Taking ASAP’
The alphabet. It all comes out in your piss dummy, even Vitamin Z.
Christine Stevens
Jun 17
My Sister’s Mailman Hand Delivered the Package with Her Personal Toy Inside
My Sister’s Mailman Hand Delivered the Package with Her Personal Toy Inside
Unfortunately, it had been opened
Ruby Lee
Jun 17
Mastering the Subtle Art of Not Really Apologizing
Mastering the Subtle Art of Not Really Apologizing
How to Make Everyone Think You’re Sorry When You’re Not
Dan Foster
Jun 17
Sick of Me
Sick of Me
Tired of my noise.
Kyle Wells
Jun 17
There’s Only One Good Reason To Take Your Pants Off At Work
There’s Only One Good Reason To Take Your Pants Off At Work
And this is it
Kris Downey
Jun 17
A Suffragette’s Opinion On The Latest Cleaning Hack Trends
A Suffragette’s Opinion On The Latest Cleaning Hack Trends
She is not amused by all the lemons
Maria Garcia
Jun 17
SSSSPPENNNddd!!!
SSSSPPENNNddd!!!
The meaning of life
Bonobo
Jun 17
The Supremes
The Supremes
My secret agent man
Jeff Eagle
Jun 17
My Nutty Shrink-Wrapped Existence.
My Nutty Shrink-Wrapped Existence.
Living with plastic in the throes of more plastic.
Robert Cormack
Jun 17
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