Actor, Writer, Film Maker, & Comedian located in Northern Virginia and DC. Media Studies major. I don't know how to be an adult but I'm trying to figure it out.
I think I need to quit drinking because no guy is ever gonna be like
“I knew she was the one when I saw her passed out in a pile of her own vomit. It was the perfect shade of yellow from the delicious cupcakes we had earlier in the evening”