Published inThe HavenHave You Tried the Snack Table?Oh my god this party has a snack table. Look at the size of it! I can’t remember who I came with or why I’m here or what I’m not supposed…Jun 9Jun 9
Published inSlackjawMy Overly Positive Murals Will Cure Your Manic DepressionI understand that people can’t always match the wall’s enthusiasm.Mar 13A response icon8Mar 13A response icon8
Published inThe HavenMarvel: Sure Our Franchise Went Bad, But So Did Your FamilyThere’s been much talk recently of Marvel ruining all the good favor we once earned by releasing a cavalcade of mediocre films, diluting…Jan 22A response icon2Jan 22A response icon2
Published inSlackjawMost Of Our Museum Exhibits Are Closed But Admission Is Still Full PriceWelcome to our museum, over three-quarters of the permanent exhibits are closed down for restoration, and you only have access to nine out…Jan 16A response icon2Jan 16A response icon2
Published inHuman PartsGetting a Flat Tire in a Popeyes Drive-ThruAt first I only heard the noise in brief spurts, because it was a drive-thru and several cars were in line presumably for the chicken…Dec 22, 2023Dec 22, 2023
Published inSlackjawWelcome To My Cool, Purposely Misspelled RestaurantHi, welcome to Kitch’n, formerly known as Spune, and from the restaurateurs who brought you Dyne? and Forc and Si&tle.Dec 20, 2023A response icon4Dec 20, 2023A response icon4
Published inSlackjawFailed Attempts To Make It On Time To Complimentary Hotel BreakfastsSometimes you have to accept that you’re not the kind of person who can make a free hotel breakfast.Nov 9, 2023A response icon6Nov 9, 2023A response icon6
Published inHuman PartsThe Night I Inadvertently Traumatized a Neighbor with My NakednessWe all have different ways of realizing that we need to lose weight. Sometimes it’s a broken chair, a health problem, a cutting joke or a…Oct 21, 2015A response icon6Oct 21, 2015A response icon6