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The Haven

Have You Tried the Snack Table?

Oh my god this party has a snack table. Look at the size of it! I can’t remember who I came with or why I’m here or what I’m not supposed…

Jun 9

Have You Tried the Snack Table?

Jun 9

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Slackjaw

My Overly Positive Murals Will Cure Your Manic Depression

I understand that people can’t always match the wall’s enthusiasm.

Mar 13

My Overly Positive Murals Will Cure Your Manic Depression

Mar 13

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The Haven

Marvel: Sure Our Franchise Went Bad, But So Did Your Family

There’s been much talk recently of Marvel ruining all the good favor we once earned by releasing a cavalcade of mediocre films, diluting…

Jan 22

Marvel: Sure Our Franchise Went Bad, But So Did Your Family

Jan 22

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Slackjaw

Most Of Our Museum Exhibits Are Closed But Admission Is Still Full Price

Welcome to our museum, over three-quarters of the permanent exhibits are closed down for restoration, and you only have access to nine out…

Jan 16

Most Of Our Museum Exhibits Are Closed But Admission Is Still Full Price

Jan 16

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Human Parts

Getting a Flat Tire in a Popeyes Drive-Thru

At first I only heard the noise in brief spurts, because it was a drive-thru and several cars were in line presumably for the chicken…

Dec 22, 2023

Getting a Flat Tire in a Popeyes Drive-Thru

Dec 22, 2023

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Slackjaw

Welcome To My Cool, Purposely Misspelled Restaurant

Hi, welcome to Kitch’n, formerly known as Spune, and from the restaurateurs who brought you Dyne? and Forc and Si&tle.

Dec 20, 2023

Welcome To My Cool, Purposely Misspelled Restaurant

Dec 20, 2023

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Slackjaw

Failed Attempts To Make It On Time To Complimentary Hotel Breakfasts

Sometimes you have to accept that you’re not the kind of person who can make a free hotel breakfast.

Nov 9, 2023

Failed Attempts To Make It On Time To Complimentary Hotel Breakfasts

Nov 9, 2023

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Human Parts

The Night I Inadvertently Traumatized a Neighbor with My Nakedness

We all have different ways of realizing that we need to lose weight. Sometimes it’s a broken chair, a health problem, a cutting joke or a…

Oct 21, 2015

The Night I Inadvertently Traumatized a Neighbor with My Nakedness

Oct 21, 2015

Chason Gordon

Chason Gordon

Writer whose work has appeared in Slate, How-to Geek, Mental Floss, and McSweeney's, among others. Can find less of him on X @chasongordon and chasongordon.com

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