Published inThe HavenMarvel: Sure Our Franchise Went Bad, But So Did Your FamilyThere’s been much talk recently of Marvel ruining all the good favor we once earned by releasing a cavalcade of mediocre films, diluting…Jan 222Jan 222
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Published inHuman PartsThe Night I Inadvertently Traumatized a Neighbor with My NakednessWe all have different ways of realizing that we need to lose weight. Sometimes it’s a broken chair, a health problem, a cutting joke or a…Oct 21, 20156Oct 21, 20156