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Every Chess Piece RANKED

Every Chess Piece RANKED

The definitive list
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Mark Paglia
Breaking Up With My Toxic Friend, The Fed, As Coached By My TikTok Therapist

Breaking Up With My Toxic Friend, The Fed, As Coached By My TikTok Therapist

I can no longer spend my days trying to predict your every move
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Anjie Zheng
What Your Houseplant Situation Says About Your Level Of Depression

What Your Houseplant Situation Says About Your Level Of Depression

1 Succulent: People are worried about you and the number of days you spend in sweatpants, and they’re not sure how to tell you that. So…
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Chris Holt
Life Advice From The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Life Advice From The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Have you ever wondered about the most important life lessons you can learn from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Wonder no more.
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Slackjaw
The Lyrics To Blink 182’s ‘What’s My Age Again?’ If They Were Written in 1800s Victorian English

The Lyrics To Blink 182’s ‘What’s My Age Again?’ If They Were Written in 1800s Victorian English

Tis an ode written by that chap named Mark Hoppus
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Samuel Dunsiger
All The Habits of Highly Successful People

All The Habits of Highly Successful People

The successful practice gratitude, hot yoga, and latin dance.
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Alex Baia
After Years of Being a Wicked Stepmother, My Husband’s Daughter Has Moved Out and I’m Left…

After Years of Being a Wicked Stepmother, My Husband’s Daughter Has Moved Out and I’m Left…

My stepdaughter has been in my life since she was a child. Now that she’s left for college, I no longer have purpose.
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Danielle Martinetti
More Heehee's and Hoohoo's
Introducing The Beta Barber: A Male Grooming Tool For Passive Men

Introducing The Beta Barber: A Male Grooming Tool For Passive Men

You need something that better suits you and your lifelong aversion to discussing sex or any of the body parts associated with it!
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Adam Dietz
There’s Only One Way To Solve A Problem Like Maria: Exploit That Weird Little Nun For All She’s…

There’s Only One Way To Solve A Problem Like Maria: Exploit That We...

Exposing the unholy alliance between the Reverend Mother and Captain Von Trapp.
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Talia Argondezzi
Jump, Dog, Jump, As I Taunt You With This Absurdly Overpriced Home!

Jump, Dog, Jump, As I Taunt You With This Absurdly Overpriced Home!

The other masters won’t sell their treats because they’re afraid they’ll only make double on their investment.
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Rowdy Geirsson
How To Turn Your Dog Park Confidant Into Your Therapist

How To Turn Your Dog Park Confidant Into Your Therapist

No Matter What Insurance You Have
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Laura Berlinsky-Schine
Quiz: Saw A UFO, Or Ate A Cheese Pizza?

Quiz: Saw A UFO, Or Ate A Cheese Pizza?

It was truly an out-of-this-world experience
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Sianna Lani
Welcome To Our Fancy Restaurant! Here Are Tonight’s Specials And No, You May Not Know Their Price

Welcome To Our Fancy Restaurant! Here Are Tonight’s Specials And No...

I will take these prices to my grave, and by grave, I mean the end of the meal
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Emily Kling
How To Go Hiking And Clear Your Mind

How To Go Hiking And Clear Your Mind

Congratulations! You’ve chosen to wander around on the side of a hill, because you recognize the health benefits of clearing your mind…
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Luke Roloff
Gratitude Mantras For The Weary Traveler

Gratitude Mantras For The Weary Traveler

Because it could always be worse.
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Catherine Durkin Robinson
To Show You How Much I Love You, I Got You This Big-Ass Candle

To Show You How Much I Love You, I Got You This Big-Ass Candle

Not since the fourth film in the Keanu Reeves series, has a wick had this strong of a public showing.
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Adam Dietz
Rejected Movie Plot Twists That Would Have Made The Films Too Short

Rejected Movie Plot Twists That Would Have Made The Films Too Short

Rocky
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Rob Block
I’m Planning You The Best Mother’s Day Ever, But I Need You To Be Super Involved

I’m Planning You The Best Mother’s Day Ever, But I Need You To Be S...

Mommy. I’ve been looking for you everywhere and there you are on the toilet. I need you to help me with this card I’m making you for…
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Rochelle E. Fisher
A Performance Review Given By Your Unborn Fetus

A Performance Review Given By Your Unborn Fetus

You’re doing great, but let’s talk about how you can improve!
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Lauren Liacouras
How I’ll Get Hired By SNL, According To My Mom

How I’ll Get Hired By SNL, According To My Mom

Have you tried calling Lorne?
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Jus Kaplan
My Anxiety is Perfectly Reasonable, Even My Fears Involving Quinoa

My Anxiety is Perfectly Reasonable, Even My Fears Involving Quinoa

With everything happening in the world, it makes sense that I’m anxious all the time. And my fears are perfectly reasonable. Yes, even the…
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Lily Hirsch
My D&D Character Talks With My Therapist

My D&D Character Talks With My Therapist

Thank you so much, doctor, for meeting with me, Torvald Kroraark of Khovaire, Scourge of the Daelkyr & Breaker of Bones. I know I’m not…
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John Rice
You Don’t Have To Lock Up The Warehouse As There Will Be a Superhero Fight Tonight

You Don’t Have To Lock Up The Warehouse As There Will Be a Superher...

Just let them have at it
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Caleb Coy
Quiz: Are You In An Escape Room Or Your Own Home?

Quiz: Are You In An Escape Room Or Your Own Home?

The answer may surprise you
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Zoë Kuehn
Charlie’s Kindergarten Gap Year

Charlie’s Kindergarten Gap Year

Charlie seemed kind of burnt out toward the end of preschool. I think he needs time off. He needs a gap year.
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Alex Baia
What Your LinkedIn Photo Says About You Besides “Hire Me”

What Your LinkedIn Photo Says About You Besides “Hire Me”

Keep trying.
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WhatTheZem
25 Things Gringos Shouldn’t Say In Mexico City

25 Things Gringos Shouldn’t Say In Mexico City

Because then they’ll know you’re a Gringo.
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Catherine Durkin Robinson
I’m the Algorithm That’s Convinced You’re Into Teddy Porn

I’m the Algorithm That’s Convinced You’re Into Teddy Porn

Denying it only means it’s true.
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James Klein
Post Writer’s Strike Improvised Television Shows

Post Writer’s Strike Improvised Television Shows

Roman Roy: Fuckedy Fuck Fuck! Kendall Roy: We need to increase verticals on this deal.
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Adam Dietz
15 Cocktail Pairings For The Body Of Christ

15 Cocktail Pairings For The Body Of Christ

The spirits are willing but the rum is weak
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Jeff Bender
Don’t Worry Everyone, I’m Going To Let This Junk I Posted In The Buy Nothing Group Simmer For 24…

Don’t Worry Everyone, I’m Going To Let This Junk I Posted In The Bu...

DOES ANYONE HAVE USE FOR THIS BAG OF BROKEN GLASS? Warning: sharp! Maybe you could melt the broken glass down and reforge your own bottles…
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Sarah James
Just The Six Of Us, Talking About My Colon

Just The Six Of Us, Talking About My Colon

The lady working behind the reception desk is angry at me.
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Thom Pitts
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