Chason GordoninHuman PartsGetting a Flat Tire in a Popeyes Drive-ThruAt first I only heard the noise in brief spurts, because it was a drive-thru and several cars were in line presumably for the chicken…3 min read·Dec 22, 2023----
Chason GordoninSlackjawWelcome To My Cool, Purposely Misspelled RestaurantHi, welcome to Kitch’n, formerly known as Spune, and from the restaurateurs who brought you Dyne? and Forc and Si&tle.3 min read·Dec 20, 2023--4--4
Chason GordoninSlackjawFailed Attempts To Make It On Time To Complimentary Hotel BreakfastsSometimes you have to accept that you’re not the kind of person who can make a free hotel breakfast.3 min read·Nov 9, 2023--5--5
Chason GordoninHuman PartsThe Night I Inadvertently Traumatized a Neighbor with My NakednessWe all have different ways of realizing that we need to lose weight. Sometimes it’s a broken chair, a health problem, a cutting joke or a…4 min read·Oct 21, 2015--6--6